ITS LIKE 2AM WHY IS IT SO HOT

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks, via argonboron)

eddie-brentano:

You’ve got your freshmen, 

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ROTC guys, 

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preps, 

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J.V. Jocks

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asian nerds

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cool asians, 

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varsity jocks, 

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unfriendly black hotties, 

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girls who eat their feelings, 

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girls who don’t eat anything, 

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desperate wannabes, 

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burnouts, 

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sexually active band geeks, 

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the greatest people you will ever meet….

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and the worst. 

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch, via tech953)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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