ITS LIKE 2AM WHY IS IT SO HOT
you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles
You’ve got your freshmen,
unfriendly black hotties,
girls who eat their feelings,
girls who don’t eat anything,
sexually active band geeks,
the greatest people you will ever meet….
and the worst.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”