vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

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bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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